Thanks to its spot only a short walk from Playa de las Americas, Las Piramides Resort is a hard-to-beat base. Décor has an exotic touch - palm trees fringe the pool and the restaurant is kitted out with bamboo furniture.
Las Piramides Resort is a smart and modern hotel. The lobby is furnished with a checkerboard floor and giant bamboo canes. And the simple apartments are finished with smart wicker headboards and glossy tables. Plus, each one opens onto a balcony, some with views of the mountains or sea.
Outside, you’ve got two pools – a long, curvy number and a rectangular stretch with a children’s section. Palms and cacti add a touch of greenery to the scene.
The small and cozy restaurant puts on three buffet meals a day. Plus, you can relax at the poolside bar.
Last but not least, you’re less than a 15-minute walk from the bars, restaurants and nightclubs of Playa de las Americas. The beach is the same distance away, too.
Buffet breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Local alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks including beer, wine, water and soft drinks, until 23.00.
Snacks between 11.00 and 12.30 and cakes and biscuits 15.30-18.30.
I plea to anyone looking at booking a holiday, please save your self you're valuables, money and the disappointment of having a truly terrible holiday.
After two days of staying in the hotel, a friend and I had just shy of a €1000, two iPhones, a iPod touch and a tissot watch by the security. We were then laughed at by the reception and told by our own THOMPSON REP that if we took things further we may be thrown out of the hotel, which would breach our contract and void out flights! We were then told by another Thompson rep that this was a lie of course!
The rooms are dated, they stink, they're barley cleaned by the cleaners and the beds are about as comfortable as the tiles around the pool!!
The pool stinks, the staff are rude and the foods lousy!
Never been so glad to come home from a holiday! Unfortunately it was spoilt by having to sort insurance claims and replacing our goods!!
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***DO NOT STAY HERE!!! STAFF ARE THIEVES**
We recently stayed here and can honestly say it was the holiday from hell. Within a couple of days of staying here, we had had a large sum of money stolen, 2x I-phones and an I-pod stolen from our room by the SECURITY STAFF. When we tried to report the theft to the reception desk they were disinterested and suddenly didn't speak English. One other group staying at the same time also had money stolen and another couple said they woke up to find security wandering around their apartment at night.
The icing on the cake- rock hard beds, no air con, food was disgusting ( ie:rice with ketchup) and staff don't care. Luckily, there were some very kind holiday makers who helped to make our disastrous holiday bearable.
Tip- Don't use this resort unless you really want a cheep holiday and definitely use a safe as staff cannot be trusted.More
Don't listen to the bad reviews
Me and my boyfriend stayed here in August. we got to the hotel and they said we haven't booked we sorted it out in the end and they ended up putting us on the 4th floor we had a gorgeous room with air con and a plasma!..The top floor is currently getting built so there's only about 4 rooms finished up there ..our room was Cleaned everyday and staff were very nice , foods good can get chicken chips ect , only thing Is that the entertainment wasn't good but overall I would definatly come back booking again for next year , reading all these reviews people are just been dramatic don't listen to them !!! Hotel is 5 mins from the beach and literally 2 mins away from all the pubs , pools are good get sun all day and can get 2 drinks at a time don't know why people are moaning about that when you can just go get more when your finished ! Food is good for a 3*More
Where shall I start!!
I got back from this hotel 2 days ago and I would never recommend this hotel to any1...cockroaches every night on my bed!
The food was terrible would not even feed it my dog!
Staff very rude and not at all interested in helping you.
Bed felt like it was made of concrete.
Very dirty place unclean and gruby.
Hardly got a nighs sleep due to shouting! Pissd up people and loud music.
No air con it was like a sweat box!
Basically the worst hotel I have ever stayed in please do not waste ur time and money on this disgusting place!!More
Honest review with no hairs or graces.Returned yesterday 21/9.The food was lovely,different choice of cooked meats every night ie minted lamb chops,sliced beef cooked infront of you and plenty more,good range of salad and pasta,full English breakfast,the chef worked bloody hard and greeted everyone with a smile.
The rooms were basic no kettle or hair dryer which was a bit of a let down,the beds were rock hard but managed to sleep on them eventually,although the bedding was only changed once in six daysthe rooms were kept clean to an extent.No air con so you do tend to melt at night unless you sleep with the door open,luckily for us we were on the top floor but I doubt I'd chance in on the bottom floor.
The staff esp bar staff were friendly and helpful enough.Don't get shorts from the bar pool as they use the cheapest version they can find,we tried one Malibu which tasted like diesel yet when purchased from the main bar it tasted totally different.
It wasn't the friendliest of places regarding other guests,i thought people went on holiday to mix and have a good chin wag,it was a little disappointing people didn't seem to want to get into conversation or even try to mix.
The entertainment was none existent apart from one parrot show.The only complaint we had was when we checked out of our room at 11 am the security guy chased us with a pr of scissors desperate to cut our bands off,we did expect it but his attitude was rude and abrupt,we were two middle aged women who had no intention of drinking all we could so why the hurry and rudeness to cut our bands off was so important really put a downer to a great stay.
Be careful with your belongings as not everyone is as honest as you'd expect.I put a pr of expensive sunglasses down in the ladies loo,realised within two mins what I'd done and they gone so be warned,just glad it was only my glasses.
The shop on the complex was cheaper than the shops outside the hotel and had a good range of all different things.We had a problem with the blonde girl serving there as she snatched your money,needless to say we asked for our money back and bought our goods else where for that day,the guy serving was polite though.
The main pool area was filthy,lazy people not putting empty cups in the bin really made the place look scruffy.
All in all we did enjoy our stay but found the place a little boring.More
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